Dear Loved Ones:

[nepharious]

I think we should talk.

Comments

[sixthehardway.livejournal.com]

Only in the event of a zombie apocolypse, darlin'. Don't worry.

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

One of the questions was: "Do your loved ones often buy excessive amounts of condiments, such as a gallon of nacho cheese from costco?"

I HAD TO ANSWER "YES", LOGAN.

[sixthehardway.livejournal.com]

I only did that once. It seemed like a good buy.

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

Buying enough cheese to paint the outside of the house is never, ever a good idea.

But I guess, when half the people you know are werewolves, a 1 in 2 chance isn't too bad...

[sixthehardway.livejournal.com]

Could fill one of them kiddie pools with it....

[alloyed.livejournal.com]

I'm going to start a list. I'm titling it: Things I'd Expect to Hear from Deadpool, and that's the first entry!